This just cracked me up !!! ~ Storm'n Norm'n
Vacation
A guy
traveling through Mexico on vacation lost his wallet
and all of his
identification. Cutting his trip short, he
attempted to make his way home
but was stopped by the U.S. Customs Agent at the border.
"May I see your
identification, please?" asked the agent.
"I'm sorry,
but I lost my wallet," replied the guy..
"Sure buddy, I hear that every
day. No ID, no entry," said the agent.
"But I can prove I'm an American!"
he exclaimed. "I have a picture of Ronald Reagan tattooed on one side of my butt
and George Bush on the other."
"This I gotta see," replied the
agent.
With that, the guy dropped his pants and showed
the agent his
behind.
"By golly, you're right!" exclaimed
the agent. "Have a safe
trip back toChicago."
Thanks!" he said. "But how did you know I was
from Chicago ?"
The agent replied, "I recognized
Obama in the
middle."