I
am Loyal Democrat. I will take the side of any entity that declares itself to
be an enemy of the United States. I will consider any action taken by my
government to be improper, and defend the position of any nation that opposes
my own. I will not stand by while the concepts of freedom and liberty are
allowed to infect the thoughts of repressed peoples. Rather, I will combat such
efforts and convince the slaves of dictatorships that they have it better than
anyone else.
I am Loyal Democrat. I will tell all Americans that they had 9/11 coming as
retribution for all of our evil deeds inflicted upon members of the most
peaceful religion on earth. I will work to undermine any effort to destroy the
Islamic tidal wave of terror that has vowed to wash onto our beaches. I will
strive to weaken our military as it attempts to carry out its mission overseas.
I shall encourage total surrender to any foe that threatens us.
I am Loyal Democrat. I shall stir up domestic unrest by separating my fellow
citizens into groups, and then I will encourage each group to distrust the
next, and convince each that I am their one true friend. Through this
magnificent deception, I will rule them all. I will convince minorities that
they are inferior, and that they need my special help to succeed in life. Once
I have them suspicious of others and fully demoralized, I will keep them down,
and make their every gain dependent on what I decide to let them do. I shall
oppress minorities worse than any avowed racist could ever hope to.
I am Loyal Democrat. I will make every effort to criticize people that achieve,
to hinder those that aspire, and ridicule those that display self-worth. In
spite of my lack of personal merit, I will elevate myself in the eyes of others
by bringing people with actual character down. I will prey on people's envy of
others' success, and I will gain undeserved power as a result. I will take from
those that earn until they lose the motivation to build up mankind any longer.
I am Loyal Democrat. I will promote the tyranny of socialism, and crush the
only economic system that has advanced mankind. And when we are all financially
destitute and controlled by an omnipotent government, I shall laugh at the
destruction I have wrought, for I truly hate mankind. ~ Yours truly, Barack Obama
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