Friday, November 1, 2013

Tax Deductible Crackheads, Criminals, and Idiots... Are they dependent on you?

Computer says no!

As the autum nights drag in, we thought we'd share some more light humour with you. Except humor is normally funny, and not necessary true!

HMRC have returned a tax return to a man in Evesham after he ‘apparently’ answered one of the questions incorrectly.

In response to the question “do you have anyone dependent on you?” The man answered:

“2.1 million illegal immigrants, 1.1 million crack heads, 2.2 million unemployable Jeremy Kyle scroungers, 900,000 criminals in over 85 prisons, plus 650 idiots in Parliament, and the whole of the European commission.”

HMRC deemed this response as unacceptable.

To this, the man replied saying “who did I miss out?

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