Wednesday, May 1, 2013

When the world's best joke just happens to be true !

This just cracked me up !!! ~ Storm'n Norm'n

Vacation
 
A guy traveling through Mexico on vacation lost his wallet
and all of his identification. Cutting his trip short, he
attempted to make his way home but was stopped by the U.S. Customs Agent at the border.

"May I see your identification, please?" asked the agent.

"I'm sorry, but I lost my wallet," replied the guy..

"Sure buddy, I hear that every day. No ID, no entry," said the agent.

"But I can prove I'm an American!" he exclaimed. "I have a picture of Ronald Reagan tattooed on one side of my butt and George Bush on the other."

"This I gotta see," replied the agent.

With that, the guy dropped his pants and showed
the agent his behind.

"By golly, you're right!" exclaimed
the agent. "Have a safe trip back toChicago."

Thanks!" he said. "But how did you know I was
from Chicago ?"

The agent replied, "I recognized
Obama in the middle."